[Charlie] To close an email:  Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar. “I’m going to need to see some id,” the bartender tells them.

[MP] In reply with the most ridiculous bar joke he ever heard:  A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender points to a sign that reads, “No String Served.”  “You need to leave,” says the bartender.  The piece of string ties itself into a knot, shakes its loose ends and says, “I’m a frayed knot!”

[Charlie] Okay, ridiculous, but I literally laughed out loud.